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Pirates Pillage Village - Nicole S (27th Nov 2012 - 16:35:15) Hi All, I just wanted to write and let you know that LAMPS have been working very hard over the last few months to put together a new show for your christmas entertainment. Pirates of the Caribbean - search for the stairway This musical production is full of great sing a long tunes, lots of laughs, a baddie and of course Captain Jack Sparrow. Please come and join us at the Liphook Millennium Hall, 14th - 16th December. Tckets Adults £7.00, Children and OAP's £5.00 we also offer a 10% reduction on purchases of 10 tickets or more bought at the same time. Box office 01428 723889 or call in at the hall to get tickets from us on a Wednesday evening 7.30-10 You can also obtain our booking form using the following link. www.lampstheatregroup.net Hope to see you all there.

Re: Pirates Pillage Village - SMc (5th Dec 2012 - 22:34:26) Arrgghhhh. Rehersals are going well and it's looking like it's going to be a fabulous production. I shall be sailing the Liphook roads tomorrow in search of treasure (raffle prizes) and leaving booking forms at supporting ports. Tickets are on sale at the Millennium Hall during office hours or if you can't make that, leave a message here and I'll get them to you...in return for some of your silver. Come along and support some of the hard working children (and adults) of Liphook. Also for sale during intervals Yifat Castle's fantastic gelato / ice cream and the usual mince pies with refreshments. A fantastic couple of hours of fun for the kids and adults too; we hope to see you all there.

Re: Pirates Pillage Village - SMc (11th Dec 2012 - 21:23:14) Thought I'd bump this up...it looks like it's going to be a miserable, wet weekend so come and enjoy some tropical sunshine at the Millennium Hall. Here's some pirate jokes to keep you going; Questions: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? How do pirates talk to each other? What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain? What is a pirate’s favorite letter? What does a pirate wear for Halloween? Why did the pirate fail his spelling class? What happened when Redbeard fell in the Deep Blue Sea? How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship? Do you know any good pirate jokes? Answers: A buck an ear! Aye to aye! Nothing, it just waved! Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. A pumpkin patch! Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. He got marooned. An arm and a leg. When it’s on sail. …Neither do Ayyye!

Re: Pirates Pillage Village - Jill Howie (12th Dec 2012 - 08:58:46) Would it be suitable for a 3 year old please?

Re: Pirates Pillage Village - Smc (12th Dec 2012 - 10:53:16) Hi, I think a three year old would love it, there are no scarey pirates. We are serving Mooka ice-cream/ Gelato at the interval too and they'd love that bit! (Mince pies with free wine or tea/ coffee also available) Arrghhh

Re: Pirates Pillage Village - Smc (13th Dec 2012 - 21:51:55) Bumping it up again! Please, come and see this marvellous production. Next Pirate joke, A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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