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Lighthearted humour
- nikki (11th Sep 2007 - 16:21:36)
A friend emailed these to me. Post yours here too!!
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
if we can put a man on the moon
how come we cant put them all there?
ive childproofed my house
but they are still getting in
if god had wanted me to touch my toes
he would have put them on my knees
and my ultimate motto:
no coffee no workee
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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