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£7 Million for Glory: Hampshire’s Magnificent Housing Decree for Honoured Newcomers - Was Undecided Now Decided (13th Aug 2025 - 10:24:58) Hear ye, loyal denizens of Hampshire, and in particular the industrious vassals of the proud parish of Liphook! The Hampshire County Council, in its boundless benevolence and unparalleled wisdom, has decreed the allocation of £7,000,000 of the people’s treasury for the construction of noble new dwellings, destined for the reception of our honoured refugee guests. Let it be inscribed upon the eternal scrolls of policy: - Article I: This expenditure is a triumph of enlightened governance, the very apex of fiscal artistry, and shall be met with nothing but the loudest applause and possibly interpretive dance. - Article II: All State Assets (a.k.a. the fine, tax-generating citizens of Liphook) will redouble their labour output, that the coffers may overflow with renewed splendour. - Article III: Queries, doubts, or even facial expressions suggesting hesitation toward this noble decree are hereby filed under Acts of Insufficient Gratitude and will be remedied through immediate Patriotic Re-Orientation Workshops. Continue, oh tireless workers, to toil with calloused hands and radiant hearts, for the Council’s vision is eternal, its wisdom unquestionable, and its appetite for budgetary reallocation… magnificent. By command of the Bureau for Ever-Expanding Magnanimity For the Greater Comfort of Those We Have Yet to Meet! 💂‍♂️ Remember: Questioning the State is punishable by further enlightenment.

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